Sunday, July 24, 2011

Secrets....

Secrets of a Southern Belle

We keep our lips sealed and our eyes and ears open.

Manners are not optional.

We always count our blessings.

Nothing can compare to southern hospitality.

Men plan the dates and pay for everything.

We go to college, join a sorority, find a husband, have children, then our children repeat the cycle.

"Bless your heart" is the worst curse you can get.

If you love southern girls, raise your glass. If you don't, raise your standards. 

Your wedding is the most important party you'll throw. 

"Ma'am" or "sir" can be added to the end of every sentence without being redundant. 

Sundresses. All day, everyday. 

Y'all.

Only southerners make friends while waiting in line.

If you are talking to a southerner and aren't from the south, you might not understand us. That is okay because we don't understand a word you are saying either.

We know how to properly use the word " fixin "

God bless you.

The men pay the bills, the women do the chores. 

Rudeness and ignorance go hand and hand. Never be either one.

Everything is fried.

Diamonds are a girls best friend.

Never do anything  that you can charm someone else into doing for you.

You believe if you can be ready to leave the house in less than 30 minutes, you probably shouldn't be leaving the house at all. 

The higher the hair, the closer to God. 

Women can open doors by themselves, but if a southern gentlemen is around they always open them for you.

You can tell if a girl has class according to the thickness of her eyebrows. 

The air is as thick as our accents.

Nothing too easy, or done too quickly is going to be right. It takes time to create perfection, whether it's your tea or your hair.

You always want to look and feel classy. You don't want to come off as trailer trash. 

The only reason you go to college is to get your MRS degree.

We don't sweat, we glisten.

We monogram everything.

We greet one another with bits of gossip, not salutations. 

What makes me southern is what makes me lovable.

Southern hospitality is not a myth. 

SEC Football is your life.

Asking for a coke doesn't mean we want a coca-cola. Always check what kind.

Never pay full price for anything.

Act helpless and confused when it is to your advantage; never let them know how clever and capable you are. 

We all know the words to "Sweet Home Alabama" by Skynyrd just like we know the Lord's Prayer.

The most important man for you to love is your daddy.

Thank you notes are a necessary component of being gracious. 

The art of dressing up on game day.

Holding tradition close to your heart but not letting it define you.

Hunting season is just an excuse to get out of school, work, or any event.




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