Tuesday, May 15, 2012

A Cinderella Story?


We all know this season is going to be different because Emily is calling the shots. This is the first time the show has been shot anywhere else but California. It means a lot to Emily to have her daughter Ricki around during the filming of the show. This makes me question whether the dates are going to be held during school hours and if the guys will be getting a curfew so she can go spend time with her daughter. Nonetheless I think she is a super sweet southern belle with incredible fashion. I can't wait to see what this season has in store for us.


Monday's Premiere of The Bachelorette was less than a Cinderella story to me.
 Although one of the men thought he would be prince charming and had Emily try on a glass slipper. Unfortunately the shoe didn't have a red sole so she didn't fall in love.

Give me a break. 
This season had the corniest introductions I have ever seen. 
Come on now....

We had the guy that dressed up as a Grandma..cane and all. 
No wonder he went home without a rose...because we all know dressing up as a grandma really turns a girl on.


Then there was the guy who walked in clutching an Ostrich egg with some schpill about taking care of the egg through the journey like he will take care of her and Ricki...What????

The Colombian mushroom farmer introduced himself in Spanish. Seriously...I don't want to go through this season reading subtitles. This is America...we speak English. Thanks. 
And she kept him because???

The guy with the f'd up bouffant hairstyle rolled in on a skateboard. I don't see Emily dating the punk rock, skinny jean, emo kid typed "man". Although I was very surprised in what his career is in.
Doug mentioned he was a single dad in his introduction. Awwww he knew just how to get to her. Just after we heard her interview with Chris Harrison with her proclaiming she wanted a mini-van full of children....she wants all those kids but sent the man that had 6 home?  Poor guy.

I found the most clever line of the introductions was Aaron, the high school Biology teacher that said he wanted chemistry with her.

 Then there was RYAN....Oooooo La La! I think these two will have chemistry!

Aaaaand here comes Christian Grey  Kalon that flew in on Charlie Tango the helicopter  - which impressed her but not so much the guys. (50 Shades of Bachelorette???)

 I was less than impressed thusfar with the selection of men. If it were me in her situation I would have sent home all but maybe 4 of the douchebags the first night.

I was seriously questioning whether this was a joke. Come on Chris Harrison....where are the REAL Bachelors??

She gave a first impression rose to Doug, who shared a letter written to Emily from his son, Austin. “It’s cool to have somebody else here who gets what I’m going through.”
She gave roses to Chris, Ryan, Kalon, Arie, Charlie, Jef, Nate, Sean, Joe, Kyle, Aaron, Alejandro, John, Alessandro, Michael, Stevie, Tony and Travis.

Strangest Exit goes to the fitness model. Darling, you are so full of yourrself. I believe he wanted to come on this show to show America his body. And saying "this is what she is missing out on"....because that's what matters in life -----please! 


My Top Choices so far are

Ryan

Doug 

Charlie

What did you think about the season premiere?

2 comments:

  1. Until the other night I was a Bachelorette virgin! I had never seen the show but figured I would check it out and see what it's all about. Well, I was hooked from the first 5 minutes! I like your top 3 choices, I think out of all the guys, my favorite is Doug. Check out my blog, I did a post about the show the other day! I can't wait to see the next episode!

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