Friday, June 29, 2012

Friday's Letters





Dear June 29, 2012
THANK YOU for bringing us Magic Mike
You will be a memorable one for many women and probably men in the world.
 
 
Dear Channing Tatum
You're sexy
 
 
Dear the rest of the cast of Magic Mike
You're not so bad looking yourselves
 
 
Dear Magic Mike
I hope you live up to all this hype
 
 
Dear Channing's wife
You lucky bish.
 
 
Dear Summer
Glad to see you but you're hot as hades out there.
Wish you would bring a little rain so we can have a normal 4th of July Firework show.
 
 
Dear Hair
Why can't I have fabulous hair days EVERY DAY like Gretchen Rossi. I'm a little jealous...okay a lot
 
 
Dear Essie Polish
You're pretty fabulous. I need more of you in my life
 
 
Dear Men
I think some of you are discusting bastards. Case in point ----
a MARRIED man came into work yesterday to buy an ENGAGEMENT ring for his girlfriend. Then turned around and bought a pair of diamond earrings for each of them.
Yep, he is pretty much a piece of shit.
 
 
Dear Sweet, precious husband of mine
I love that you are liking your little hobby due to my fabulous wedding gift....but I'd like to spend a little more time with you.
 
 
Dear Bravo TV
Thank you for the countless hours you provide me with wonderfully trashy reality TV
 
 
Dear Friday's Letters
Thank you for introducing me to so many new blogs!
 
 

6 comments:

  1. Oh heck yes I love everrrrything about this post!

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  2. Dear Amber, I love that like 4 letters were connected to Magic Mike. You are hilarious.

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  3. Hahha, this made me laugh so hard! Channing. Tatum. Sigh.

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  4. I can not wait to see Magic Mike! I can't believe what the married guy did! How crappy!
    Stopping by from Friday's Letters!

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  5. BAHA your letter to channing's wife. hilarious. found you via the link up and am excited to follow along xo

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  6. Loved your letter to magic mike!! Too cute!

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