Friday, December 21, 2012

Dear Santa....

 
Dear World... Thank you for not coming to an end. I woke up this morning feeling fabulous - sorry Mayans, you knew a lot - but this world will keep on going. Dear Santa... What's up big guy? I know this is your busiest time of the year and all but please remember your favorite Arkansas girl. This is just a reminder that I've been very good this year. Please give me patients to deal with all of these crazy customers until Christmas. Please take away the road rage I've had lately when idiots cut me off or slam on their breaks to turn and don't use their blinkers. Please bring us a little snow. There is just something about having snow on Christmas...plus this is only the second time all year I have worn a coat. Please plant a money tree in my yard so I can have all the things I dream about aka pin on Pinterest. Dear Cold.... I feel you coming on and I don't like it. Please go away completely - I do not want to be sick during Christmas. Dear Nails... You are looking all things but fabulous right now - we need to get this fixed. Dear Hubby... I thought you were joking when you told me you were going to buy me a shotgun to keep under the bed for nights when you are away. I love that you care about me but dang... I feel sorry if anyone ever tries to break in or do anything to me! (Protective hubby with guns). Dear Family, blogging family, and friends... I love you all and hope you have a very Merry Christmas
 
 


5 comments:

  1. merry christmas, amber!

    kinda hoping santa hooks me up with a money tree, too. my road rage has been insane lately what with all the holiday traffic. i just will never quite understand why people go under the speed limit.

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  2. Merry Christmas!!!!

    After Santa plants that money tree in your yard, send the dude my way! There must be something about this season that makes drivers more idiotic. It's not our fault...it's theirs. At least, that's what I like to think!

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  3. yes the crazy customers....oh how I understand. I hope you get all that you want plus more! :)

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  4. I too would enjoy a money tree :)

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  5. I am definitely very happy about the world not ending :) I should write Santa a letter too! I have been good, I swear :D That's sweet that your hubby cares so much about you!

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