That time I got naked... At work

I never thought I would ever say this. It is not one of those things you typically hear. Getting naked at work. What?! I know what you are thinking...... But if you had a private upstairs room at work and a massage therapist to come to your location, you might give it a try too. Needless to say I enjoyed every minute of it and will likely schedule it again.  I wish the days at work were always this relaxing!  
As soon as I finished with my massage I text my hubby.   Me: I just got a massage :) Never thought I'd get naked at work!   Hubby: NAKED?!?!   Me: Yes, when you get a massage you're naked. They cover you with blankets   Hubby: Oh. Gay   Me: I loved every second of it!!   Hubby: Good    
I desperately needed a massage.  You would think my hubby would just love to give them to me but unfortunately he does not like being touched like that so he doesn't understand how much  or why I like it. His idea of giving me a massage is a quick rub and a few taps that last all of 5 seconds. I told him I could save him a lot of money if he started giving them to me. In the past I was definitely spoiled by a previous boyfriend in the massage department. *sigh*  I guess unless hubby changes his ways I will be paying money for someone to violate massage me.